Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Altruism isn't a state of mind, it is an action.
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race
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Hi, I'm Jesus :)
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fat people think they are fat.
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The people must fight for its law as for its walls
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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Life -- do you grok it?
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They just buzzed and buzzed.....buzzed.
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The size of the package doesn't matter if it's flaccid.
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Arise, you wretched of the University. [Mimics The Internationale.]
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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angst is lame
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It's yuor pet hate.
Keep it out of my face.
I'm allergic to dumb animals.
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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obama is a nigger. and so am i. all hail eris!
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I believe that it is time we enact Godwin's Law at the federal level. Do it for the children!
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there are apparently only two thing this country got righ. cars. and freedom
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The meiudm is not the mgsaese.
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Control is not control
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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catholics sacrafice to katholo, muslims to (muslim)mamo, and i could play the bango til the motherfucker broke
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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And thus, sense was made.
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who can truly pwn a tree?
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JUMPIN' JESUS ON A POGO STICK!
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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My whole life is a darkroom, one... big... dark... room.
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Care for a penis snifter?
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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We should all quit whinging.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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satanism is a christian's way of becoming enlightened.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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I am Zorkon, this is my brother Zenon, and this is my other brother Zenon.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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realize that ignorance is bless
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Jesus may save, but my chippy delivers!
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Secrecy kills.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Je suis un chou-fleur sous un echequier enorme.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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if u believed me. u would be scared
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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YOU WILL BEGIN TO SEE F E ACES IN THE PATTERNS OF NATUR
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I've run out of things to say.
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an elite is inevitable
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Here he comes--here comes Speed Racer--he's a demon on wheels
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Freedom -- do you grok it?
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scratch'n'sniff
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Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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Normal
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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regarding the cross, only the vatican and the queen know the answer... and neither one is telling.
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There's nothing better than a BDSM fuck.
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--- 1st scanned image, in natural format.
http://web.me.com/dthoth/The_C.O.D./Welcome.html
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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The backbone of this country is the independent trucks.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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If you have never contemplated killing all of your friends with an axe, then you are not taking enough drugs. If you actually did the deed, then someone is coming for you ...
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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You are what you hate.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Recycle your pets (not mine but it's a classic)
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Fuck the Man, he needs it.
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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to whom it may concern,
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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There are no such thing as losers. Just winners who have never won!
BML
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I'm better than you.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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We are now approaching the Aftermath, and it will shake the mountains asunder.
There will be terrifying and uncontrollable events that will pave all for
the Next Cycle in Her terrible works in this world. It will amaze us all.
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Squad 23 disguises the jet ski.
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Let's all get together and throw flingbobs
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If it's a game you can't lose, then it isn't a game at all, but an exercise in futility.
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You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
 
I decided to use even go want to do look more like before it was cool to use even go want to do look more like. I have even really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like, that I stopped doing look more like a long time ago, and now I just use even go want to do look more like with scissors, a box set of Kenan & Kel on DVD, a 4 gigabyte SD card, and a frayed ethernet cable.
 
I hope this is really been far to do more answers for you to even go want.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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People who have not suffered are often insufferable.
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She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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You're so ironic it's expected.
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