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Niggers secretly adore slavery
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It'S tIme to DIE, For those who lie
WER AUF DEN Strich, zeigt sein gesicht
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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apologies
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Not all congestion is equal.
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Se remercier en chine, Ça fait chier-chier
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Don't laugh at the Moon when it is day time in France.
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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Without fuck ¡
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Would some of you boys and girls would like to have a Holographic Magnetfield projektor with integrated Transport-ring Technolegy ?
Please say Kallisti !
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I want to exist, therefore I am thinking.
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Use the Culture as ocean to swim in. Treat it with care.
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supplementing my permanent record
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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All that is colossal is fraud
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Have you been alive lately?
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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outside a repository for art: "But . . . is it an art museum?"
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Buy a lot of stuff, you're a good citizen.
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEAZY - Kain
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Question reality.
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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Standing at the edge of tomorrow TODAY!
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No good deed is left unpunished
 
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Buddha made me do it.
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Emotions are simply gears your brain/body can go into.
You either drive a stick or an automatic.
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Even Beyonce's booty can't save ____
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If you take too long in deciding what to do with your life, you'll find you've done it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you'll read this, what else do you waste your time on?
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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Freedom is within their grasp.
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Don't speculate on a mirror.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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Don't be fooled by appearances; I am a surveillance camera.
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The Beginning is Nigh
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Cecile janvier, isabellah eastwood, charlotte jekaterina, amelia holme. Come on girls, give them light before they put us all out! sincerely, ellllooo??
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Go on, I won't tell.
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History is written by the winners
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Initiative comes to those who wait.
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Is this enough validation for your insecurities?
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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Profanity: the single language in which all programmers are expert.
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Sooner or later we'll get your kids
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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are you wearing that?
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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only the robots are on time anymore
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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No theory has been universally accepted.
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Shit happens. Shit happens all at once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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Everybody knows.
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PANTS?
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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i can spot a lesbian quicker than a toupee
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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if martians were psychologists they would have described the mars rovers as : curious, solitary creatures with a strong passion for the rocks ("rockofillia"). analyzing behaviors is pointless and unscientific.
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You are living in Hungry Joe's dreams.
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...there is only black, or white.
cause grey is,
 either washed out black,
or dirty white...
T.B.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Leadership is for people who don't know what they're doing.
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One doesn't have to enjoy themselves to be happy
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A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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crime against property is relatively unimportant
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Do what this sign tells you to do.
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don't go with the flow
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Drive defensively; buy a tank.
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Earth don't give a fuck.
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elaboration is a form of pollution
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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fear your friends
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Forget you even read this.
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Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?
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