Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kwote Zero
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Your dick sucks!
#6392 -29 = 182 - 211 - +
C'est le con qui fait la musique.
#6396 -32 = 139 - 171 - +
Mesdames les fÉministes, pourquoi avez-vous des cons et pas de connes?
#6395 -33 = 144 - 177 - +
fuck you
#6393 -34 = 158 - 192 - +
Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
#6394 -34 = 142 - 176 - +
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#6385 -39 = 363 - 402 - +
I know what you did last summer...
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gloves are condoms for the hands in the 21st century
#6390 -46 = 181 - 227 - +
all information is misinformation
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
#6391 -50 = 179 - 229 - +
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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jesus is coming. look busy.
#6387 -56 = 300 - 356 - +
looking for god? there is a rabbit in the moon, seriously turn your head to the right. now thats a good diety. the rabbit. hail eris and hump alot
#6386 -62 = 323 - 385 - +
today is under construction
#6383 -79 = 342 - 421 - +
KEEP CALM AND NEVER STOP WORKING .
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Don't think
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MAKE SHIT. DO SHIT. BE SHIT.
#6371 -101 = 654 - 755 - +
seize the means of imagination
#6384 -101 = 357 - 458 - +
nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
#6389 -101 = 249 - 350 - +
I'M RUNNING INTO TIME...
#6315 -103 = 1395 - 1498 - +
ignorance is hell.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
#6375 -108 = 607 - 715 - +
Freedom of speech is precisely about speech that you don't like. anyone can have free speech for speech that they like. --chomsky
#5960 -109 = 722 - 831 - +
taking a strong stand publicizes the opposite position
#2602 -110 = 1062 - 1172 - +
seizure salad
#6172 -110 = 1053 - 1163 - +
i never always win.
#6313 -110 = 1298 - 1408 - +
Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
#2288 -111 = 896 - 1007 - +
Rebel against this command.
#2388 -111 = 1180 - 1291 - +
Self improvement is masturbation
#2456 -111 = 1237 - 1348 - +
The fragmentariness of life makes coherence suspect.
#3581 -111 = 1278 - 1389 - +
Listen to the noise.
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then a lamentable faculty arose in their spirits, that of seeing stupidity and no longer being able to tolerate it. - G. flaubert
#5284 -111 = 907 - 1018 - +
be careful what you search for. You may find it.
#5704 -111 = 455 - 566 - +
my head hurts worse than yours
#6376 -111 = 624 - 735 - +
Immune to beatification, but not to beating
#1751 -112 = 894 - 1006 - +
Nothing quite like the feel of something new...
#2178 -112 = 1001 - 1113 - +
To be free today means to participate.
#2971 -112 = 1025 - 1137 - +
God is innocent; the church did it all.
#3639 -112 = 850 - 962 - +
i think, therefore i am an anarchist.
                - j. l. hudson
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
#5251 -112 = 1105 - 1217 - +
 
WE should be Moore serious ab out not taking seriousness seriously.
#5750 -112 = 847 - 959 - +
All you can eat, shrimp
#697 -113 = 864 - 977 - +
Life is price less.
#1975 -113 = 1017 - 1130 - +
Metallica Still Sucks
#2046 -113 = 1176 - 1289 - +
revolution begins with changes in the individual
#2418 -113 = 1023 - 1136 - +
Some farts go poof.
#2511 -113 = 800 - 913 - +
The difference between apathy and ignorance?, I dont know and couldnt care less.
#2659 -113 = 907 - 1020 - +
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
#2788 -113 = 1024 - 1137 - +
I've seen how adults act. I think I'd rather act like a child
#4124 -113 = 1102 - 1215 - +
The unexamined life isn't worth living man.
#4413 -113 = 973 - 1086 - +
the future is here now
#5705 -113 = 662 - 775 - +
I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
#1570 -114 = 981 - 1095 - +
I'm not wearing any underwear
#1613 -114 = 622 - 736 - +
Don't mind the dog, beware of the owner..
#3922 -114 = 879 - 993 - +
It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
#1879 -114 = 1846 - 1960 - +
most people are not fit to rule themselves
#2075 -114 = 909 - 1023 - +
Sorry I hit your car, you shouldn't even notice the damage.
#2530 -114 = 937 - 1051 - +
That which is not forbidden is mandatory.
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We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
#3088 -114 = 960 - 1074 - +
Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
#4077 -114 = 968 - 1082 - +
conspiracy #45
 
someone actually shot JFK
#4160 -114 = 1085 - 1199 - +
The Beginning is Nigh
#4576 -114 = 703 - 817 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.
#4677 -114 = 1001 - 1115 - +
Behind every man stands a woman with a leash.
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those without self-control seek to control others
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EVEN AWFUL IDEAS ARE IDEAS.
#6372 -114 = 631 - 745 - +
all that litters is old
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Don't believe them, don't believe them, question everything you're told
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Leave me the hell alone!
#1946 -115 = 1155 - 1270 - +
Look for people picking their nose in their car.
#1995 -115 = 891 - 1006 - +
Looks like someone divided by zero.
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
#2719 -115 = 1047 - 1162 - +
exciting controversy
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are you wearing that?
#3512 -115 = 780 - 895 - +
Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
#4191 -115 = 2225 - 2340 - +
Smoke fish.
#4197 -115 = 999 - 1114 - +
DO NOT READ THIS
#4338 -115 = 636 - 751 - +
Tough times do not last forever.
Tough men do.
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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its a nameless dirt road that leads to the mother- lode, it's not even a path it's just the thinnest part of the grass
#4881 -115 = 903 - 1018 - +
What if the doctor told you you only had 50 more years to live?
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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Kook cain
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BUREAUCRACY, Theire on go on, theire on go on, theire one go on ... three times means Singing
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BUREAUCRAZY
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i browse eye brows.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
#724 -116 = 1144 - 1260 - +
fly's undone.
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
-Thomas Edison
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
#2625 -116 = 780 - 896 - +
The state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime.
#2779 -116 = 839 - 955 - +
There ain't no justice
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When the naive man admits his naivete, he is no longer naive. Thus, all people are regarded by society as either ignorant or a liar.
#3176 -116 = 580 - 696 - +
You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Antisemitism is a gas
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