Semi Official Memebomb Archive

people who say no just need to be convinced harder
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Klein bottle for sale. Inquire within.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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routine is a link with the past
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YOU will live forever!
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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IF SOMEONE CUTS DOWN A TREE IN THE FOREST
DO THEY MAKE A NOISE WHEN IT FALLS ON THEM
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Sometimes it's not enough merely to teach. One has to punish as well.
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stop searching for light at the end of A tunnel because there are no real tunnels
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Whoever said love was an ocean probably drowned.
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A CONFUSION IS JUST WHEN YOU START THINKING
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Only a true artist can fail to draw a perfect circle.
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Choking on the sweet air of freedom.
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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in the technological dream we are the blue cone-headed people
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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ignoring enemies is the best way to fight
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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Ignorance can be cured--but stupid is forever.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Hey, that's just the way the cookie gets completely stomped on and obliterated.
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free... don't open your eyes, take it from me--I have found you can find happiness in slavery...
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Anything I do is purely coincidental.
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"Some dogs don't care what they look like"
     - the drumming bird of paradox
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solitude is enriching
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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"I begged Eris for mercy, and the power to be victorious. I only got one."
-Foxius
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physical culture is second best
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Question lobotomy.
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In an infinite universe, even nothing is possible.
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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You are one of the masks
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Fight crime. Shoot back.
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And so I went forth, to gaze upon the totality of everything.
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The spiritual fridge is full of leftovers.
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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HIMEOBS - The Bakery is Open
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Censorship? We don't have any censorship here. If we did, I couldn't say ---- or ------ ------!
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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Invent a problem
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politics is used for personal gain
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Don't worry, be metal
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 "Decisions are the key thing in supporting our perception bubble."
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minimalism is about the big picture
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really rugged, ghetto looking graffiti with messages like:
 
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
FATHERHOOD IS A JOY
CHILDREN ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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How's that working out for you?
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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"You can only eat so much rust"
                    -the drumming bird of paradox
                     
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Avast! More sentence-tubes!
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Is "who knows" a rhetorical question?(?)
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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History is a religion
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i'm just as god remade me
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This sign is not self-referential.
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go fuck yourself
No really
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FUCKING YUPPIES.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Care for a penis snifter?
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You're about as subtle as a tank.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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FREEDOM IS A VERB
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Security Through Obscurity
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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christafarian
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Come back at 2:35 am, I'll have a surprise for you
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A LONGER CHAIN DOES NOT MAKE ONE ANY MORE FREE.
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Your culture is the product of memetic engineering
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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go ahead and write something that makes you look more inteligent, original or sarcastic.
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Why didn't you?
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class structure is as artificial as plastic
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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I am an elitist asshole and I fully support and endorse your right to be an idiot.
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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If you dont know how much is '2+2', but knows that '7' is closer than 'green', than you have the answer and just don't know it.
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WHAT IS THE EXACT NATURE OF THE CATASTROPHE?
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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You DON'T want me to translate that. No, really you don't.
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We learn from history that we do not learn from history.
-Georg Wilhelm F. Hegel
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I found Nirvana. It was in my album collection.
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Blessed are the confused, for they shall be amused.
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The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars.
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
-Isaac Bashevis Singer
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