Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Stamp out bad eggs
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity.
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Sanity is not your most valuable asset.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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Open horse fucking
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Death when it comes will have no sheep.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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While I'm at it, can I ask you a rhetorical question?
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Pickup artists and garbage men should swap names
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Step on a crack
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They can take our guns, but they can't take our ignorance!
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Pressing buttons is good fun until one of them works
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
- M. Scott Peck
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I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT AND THAT WHICH I DON'T HAVE I WILL COMPENSATE UNTIL I HAVE THAT , UNLESS SOMEONE WILL GIVE ME SOMETHING TO COMPENSATE THE REASON WHY I DON'T HAVE WHAT I WANT ! SO I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT !
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The best practice of abstinence is abstinence of it.
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Everything is Pornographic.
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The world is full to bursting with people exactly like you.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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jesus was a roman mole
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Are you happy? If not, why?
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KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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Liberty was that thing you lost while you were spending $10 in gas, to drive to the Circle K to buy a $2.50 64-oz. soda.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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morals are for little people
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Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
-Henry Kissinger
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Spacetime isn't curved, it's positively bent.
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Ignorance is bliss the best you can hope for
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all you get from shitting on someone's shit is more shit.
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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He's a trash-culture king on a four-color throne
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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GET AN AFTERLIFE
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recluses always get weak
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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just because it's revolting doesn't make it revolutionary
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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Trespassing is foreboding.
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The Ideal is in thyself, the impediments too is in thyself.
-Thomas Carlyle
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smash -HERE- to find out
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iPods are made of people!
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ambivalence can ruin your life
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Zombie or not to be?
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dare to be smart
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Less is a possibilty
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Smoke fish.
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Those who make peaceful revolution possible make violent revolution necessary
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Why don't you mind?!
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Quick! Go home! You're missing your favorite television program!
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
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Fortune fucks over the bold
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Okay, everyone out of the gene pool!
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Why do you care about Bratney Spears' parenting style?
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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Who is the shepherd?
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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Antisemitism is a gas
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I won't stop until I get to Normal
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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Mmm. I forgot about that.
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If you're with me, then you're against me.
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j.m. barrie was an inncocent
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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every snowflake is different. collect the whole set!
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Think outside which box?
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Nietzsche thought he was the Antichrist or Dionysus, but that was after the syphilis crossed the blood-brain barrier.
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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You let them put you in a drawer. They filed you under "harmless".
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A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.
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lmao wtf did u expect
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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a penny saved is a penny spurned
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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free water! Take one!
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Shut up! Keep walking!
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Some farts go poof.
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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Leap before you look
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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You are judged by the enemies you keep too!
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Shit happens. Shit happens all azl once. The universe doesn't care about good timing.
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We don't morally censure you. We just want the money.
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Win a live rat for your mother-in-law!
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